January 2012
1 post
Random Hipsters
Random thoughts of the day are so 2 years ago, I thought of them before you … so now tumblr catches on … READ MY BLOG >:D the end
Random word
fire
April 2011
1 post
thoughtful
So more than anything I have noticed how important it is to let things go and push forward. Like running till you get to that finish line you may not be completely satisfied with your time but you still made it and with that experience in mind you can always try again :)
Random word: resilience
December 2010
1 post
ran to the dumb thoughts
Where did Eskimos go potty? O.o
Random quote-
“Mitsuki stop being such a little tramp” - Mommy
Random word-
moose
November 2010
3 posts
Random Game Over - Tiff
Don’t you hate it when you lose a video game? Do you ever get the feeling darn thats oh say 10 minutes to 60 hours of my life I’m never getting back… oh well that time was well wasted.
Random Quote:
” What is the plural of walrus .. walry?” - I don’t remember?
Random Word-
Pogo
RRRRRRAAAANDOOOMM! -Ryan + Tippy
What language would Jesus speak if he came back? Would he still speak Arameic (spelling?)? Or would he speak Uhmerucan? Maybe Spanish, maybe Mexican, or 1337sp34|<. Who knows?
Quotesorz “True love is fleeting, but bacon stays in your arteries forever.” -The Oatmeal
Random Word from our sponsors Zygomatic
Hello old friend - Tiff
if your friend was stung by a jellyfish would you really pee on them?
Random quote - ” when you push the cat’s ears down it looks like an ewok… eeeeeewok ewok!” - Dad
September 2010
6 posts
The Weather Today: Sunny With 100% Chance of...
How did humans find out if plants were poisonous? I bet it happened a little like this …
Random caveman - Hmm I want to eat that but idk if it will kill me …. lets make that weird caveman test it out.
Random other caveman - *eats nice looking fruit* yay! *dies x___X*
Random caveman - O.o does not want.
- REPETE process with Native Americans and pilgrims and various other...
Random ^.- Tiff
Sooo what would have happened if Cinderella was having such a good time at the ball and at midnight she ran away from the prince, but instead of loosing a glass slipper while she was running it broke? at least the prince would have found his princess sooner cause she probably would have stopped running. moral of the story glass slipers fail. ^.-
Random quote - “sweaty arm sex” - I...
I've got a thought for you -Ryan
Have you ever sat back and thought about how much BS is involved in pretty much everything? Seriously, I’m starting to think that all of American society is 90% BS.
Quotes “Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as f***ing hell saved the History Channel.” -I bunno
“WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT MY MATH BOOK!? AAARRRGH!” -Me
“Ryan…your...
rtotd this early? - Tiff
When you go to sleep early you wake up early sometimes without being tired … I forgot thaat concept … Mind Blown.
Random Quote - something chad said but i forgot.
Random Word - Malpracice
A truly random random thought. -Ryan
RTOTD was in a coma. Well, he’s back and he can speak to the dead now. ONWARD TO THINKING.
I just realized that saying RTOTD out loud sounds like a British person saying “Retard.” Tee hee.
Quote…ah it’s been so long that I’ve forgotten all of the hilarious things that I wanted to post here. “LEEEEROOOOOYY JEEEEEENNKIIIIINSS!” -a lot of people
RANDOM THOUGHT! of today? - Tiff
Have you ever thought that we are just part of a game like spore? Like God or whatever we call it is a teenage kid sitting at a PC controling what happens to us because it is amusing to him or her? Stupid Spore game has me thinking about the universe whats up with that?
Random Quote: “it’s a bag of f*ck sitting next to the bag of flour at the store …. can I have a cup of f*ck?...
August 2010
15 posts
RaNdOm ThOuGhT oF tHe DaY -rYaN
I’m sitting here typin’ away at my homework when I hear my mom talking about a drink called “Ryan’s cream” on the phone. It caught me off guard. You have no idea how hard it was not to laugh.
Quote “I just love the conversations you guys have.” -Ms. Stanley
Random word Fortitude
RAWR! - Tiff
has anyone had a dream about doing homework then woken up and be like O.o I DIDN’T ACTUALLY DO IT then ended up doing it twice in a way? gosh IB has really gotten to my head …
Random quote:
Tiffany*failed at given task Jasmine : HA JAsmine: it’s were black babies come from Jasmine: ….. Jasmine watermelon eggs :)
Random Word: Unknown
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Random thoughts cause today was the first day of...
Has anyone noticed that a fishtank is like a big deccoration that you have to feed every once and a while?
Random tip # 58 - don’t let small children take a nap after school, they will be up all night .___.
Random Word - Sold
Weird O.o - Tiff
there are some weird people on youtube who film themselves playing with action figures. I find that mildly disturbing, what is worse is my little bro sits there and watches >.> poor baby.
Random Quote : “they will look like a human centipede” - random freshie
Random Word: catastrophic
Initiate School Mode -Ryan
Brain power being stored. Give a f*** at 68% and rising. Interesting summer stories catalogued.
Critical Systems Error! Error! Error! Error!
Energy decreasing. Sleep schedule disrupted. Depression at 79% and rising. Stress levels at critical. Unable to close program “Procrastinate.” FAILURE IMMINENT!
Quote “When a woman says, ‘No,’ alcohol says, ‘Ya...
Random thoughts of wednesday - Tiff
Has anyone ever noticed how pointless collectible figurines are? like they just sit there and take up space and when you drop them on the floor they break and you might get glass in your foot :/ like why?
Random Quote:
Me: People only remember presidents because they were like the first or they were shot like lincoln or jfk
Jasmine : He was a fine white man … I would tap that…...
Randomish -Ryan
Alright is a word. C’mon now. Thousands of people use it and it is understood by all English speakers. What other requirements are there for a series of letters becoming a word?
Quote “If Samus is pregnant and she go into morph ball mode, what happen to baby?” -Putnam Whipple
Random thought is random -Ryan
Alright is a word. C’mon now. Thousands of people use it and it is understood by anyone who reads it. What other criteria is needed for a series of letters to become a word?
Quote “If Samus is pregnant and she go into morph ball mode, what happen to baby?” -Putnam Whipple
Random Thought for today- tiff
Why do like all athletic shorts have those stripes down the sides? and Why are track jackets sooo attractive? :P
Random Quote: ” I own a doctor beat :D” - Luke
Random word: elastic
Random thought brought to you by ... - Tiff
Are Cheetos concidered chips? I was eating them and I realized are these chips or puffs or WHAT ARE THESE THINGS!??!?!?! I think they are chips >.> anyways
Random Quote:
Me: what do you want for your birthday???
Jasmine : Bottled pancakes ^____^
Me : O.o’ *facepalm*
Random word : developed
Random?
Oh come on people! I solved THE MEANING OF LIFE in my last post. I think I should get a few days off, don’t you?
Quote “Wait…THAT’S how you pronounce that? Nevermind, I don’t like it anymore.” -Me
Word Vital
What is the meaning of life? (RTOTD) -Ryan
It’s one of the most difficult questions in the world and people have been asking it since the beginning of people asking things. It implies “Why are we here?” ”What is the point of it all?” “Who or what started it all?” But it’s kind of a stupid way to ask that question when you think about it. “What is themeaning of life?”? Here, I...
Raaaannnndddooommmmm - Tiff
I wonder what it would be like to jazz run with an ostrich….
Random Word- profile
RandommodnaR -Ryan
They say things are only in people’s head, but your entire existence is experienced through your senses being interpreted by your brain. So really the entire world is in your head. So to that guy, the orangutan in the corner telling him that the aliens are coming to get him is just as real as the chair he’s sitting in or the straight jacket he’s wearing.
Quote “To take...
Randomtrocity! -Ryan
If you use or have ever used phrases like “Suck it up” or “Be a man” or similar phrases, you are a douche and you should STOPIT. Have you ever gotten a response like “Oh, ‘suck it up’? I never thought of that before! All of my problems are solved!” No, you haven’t. You are bad and you should FEEL bad.
Quote “TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to turn...
July 2010
16 posts
ranDUMB thoughts- Tiff
if you leave hand sanitizer in the bottle too long without using any it starts to turn yellow.
Random Quote - “weee snawww” - the flaming dolphins
Random word- Flabbergasted
Random thought is random
The life of an overly nice guy is a difficult one. I can’t yell at people, and physical violence is out of the question. How am I supposed to stop stupid people from doing stupid things!?
Quote Evan: My tounge doesn’t have a taste. Me: Yeah, it’s your tounge. It’s not supposed to have a taste. It’s a tounge, ya know? Evan: It’s weird ‘cause other...
RANDOM!!! - Tiff
Its harder to take the eharmony prersonality test than it is to pass the FCAT… How sad is that?
Random Quote :
“Tiffany … how do you say this word ? Vivacious. what does it mean?” Jasmine
Random Word: Vivacious: lively and animated
Randomtacular -Ryan
Why should I care about half the people I see on TV? Why should I keep up with these Kardasians (couldn’t be bothered to look up the correct spelling)? Why should I care about anyone who lives on the shore of New Jersey? The only sentence involving Lindsay Lohan I want to hear ever again is, “We will no longer be talking about Lindsay Lohan.” Pretty much everything on the E!...
RAINBOW! RAWR! RANDOM! - Tiff
I know my parents love me when they get me a pack of gel pens!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 haha why are those colourful pens soooooooooooo much fun?
Random tip # 84 - Crayola markers are not a substitute for makeup. Helpful hint orange marker does not = tan.
Random Word- Classy
Random - Tiff
Random randomings from a random random. -Ryan
My mom’s foot has been broken for about two days and I started learning things almost immediately. I am completely useless in an emergency situation. I should not be trusted to take care of a physically handicapped person They do not make those plastic lawn chairs sturdy enough Walk-in clinic doctors are not always to be trusted
Then I started learning things about the house I’ve...
Random thoughts - Tiff
how do they get the water into snowglobes? Like I don’t understand how they can get it in there in the first place …. so weird. Do they like fill up the globe part then put the not globe part ontop and seal it?
Random Word: key
This randomness -Ryan
Ever wonder what the evolutionary benefit of emotions is? I can’t really think of a reason for ‘em. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to get rid of them. I just wonder why we got them in the first place.
Quote “The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.” -Somerset Maugham
Random word Supersede
Randomness - Tiff
those moments where you find something that you forgot you made and you look at it and remember and smile are the best <3 3.16.10 was the most wtf day ever for anyone who remembers what happend that day.
Random Quote:
Tiff: YAY NUMMY! :3 Kenny :O Did you know they make thick pocky? TIff: no :o Kenny Yes Kenny I saw it Kenny : I was like WTF! Steroid Pocky!
Random Word- March
random thought - Tiff
Who came up with the hokey pokey? who ever did is a genius!!! :D love that dance haha <3
Random Quote:
Jasmine: Justin beiber plays guitar and drums! What can’t he do!!?!??!
me: Sing ….
Jasmine: -___________________________- <——
Random Word: polka dot.
Random thoughts - Tiff
Why is the “YOU GOT MAIL” voice soo CREEPY! it scares me soo much every time I hear it >:/
Random tip # 17 -
* do not fry an egg on a lamp, it is too messy.
Random Word- Cartoon
Random thoughts - Tiff
What do boys talk about when there are no girls present? Like they have NOTHING to talk about! Cause they can’t talk about shoes, and clothes, and hair and who is pretty, and their feelings, and boy problems, and makeup. can they? SO WHAT DO THEY SPEND THEIR TIME TALKING ABOUT?! O.o
Here are some of my ideas.
1. FOOT BALL
2. MEAT
3. HOT GIRLS
4. HITTING STUFF
5. W.o.W
6. FOOT BALL
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Todays thought - Tiff
Those twisty light bulbs are really fun to look at xD
Random Quote-
Me- The asian lady had to leave her babies on the side of the road. D:
Evan- Thats not new.
Me- thats Horrible! D:
*on joy luck club*
Random Word - expert
random thought- Tiff
How can how can 61% of florida 10th graders not pass the fcat? that test is soo easy … SERIOUSLY! Do they not care? … stupid people make me so angry sometimes because they don’t live up to their potential. It is very sad.
Random aim
Nam:texas gop wants to make American as its official language tiff): niceeee. nam and they want to illegalize butt sex to prevent gay marriages...
Randomthought - tiff
Isnt it soo cool how when you look into a spoon you are upside down and when you flip it over you are normal again? I love that!!!!!
Random Quote :
” Did you see the veins in Jacobs arms in the movie??? I would love to put in IV into that …” - Mommy
Random word - yogurt
June 2010
33 posts
With great Random comes great... -Ryan
How exactly does an oven work? From what I understand there’s no flame in there, but it somehow heats up the air. Sure, I could look it up with this newfangled gadget the kids are calling the interwhatever, but that’d ruin the fun of it, the mystery, so I won’t.
Quote “Best thing in life: Sex. Second best thing in life: Pizza” -SexualPizza
Random word Wrangle
Random thoughts for monday - Tiff
Have you ever thought about what makes you truly happy? What is it that makes you smile or feel like everything really is amazing? How long does that feeling last for?
Random Quote:
” Ima hug him and squeeze him like a pimple” - Sara
Jasmine : It was scary as ball sack
Me: everything unplesent to you is like a ball sack
jasmine: …. NOT A LESBIAN
Me: haha suree …
...
The Random! Oh, the Random! -Ryan
After much deliberation and careful thought, and after visiting three colleges in the Northernmost of the two Carolinas, and after talking it over with my parental units, I have decided that I don’t give a flying f*** which college I go to. Seriously, what is the difference between the four billion and a half different schools other than the SAT and GPA requirements? They all have the same...
Andomray Houghttya Ofyay Ayay Ayday - Tiff
I wonder what dogs are saying to each other when they pee? cause don’t dogs leve messages in their pee?
I bet this is what my dog is saying :
SINGLE ADULT TERRIOR MALE STILL LIVING WITH HIS PARENTS … LOOKING FOR PRETTY FRENCH POODLE … ROFL poor yuki
Random quote: ” Hold my weeshhhhhhhhh!” - Kaitlyn
Random Word: cup
Warning: contents may be random -Ryan
Haha Tiff YOU’VE been slacking off? Look at me! I do like one a week! Anyways…
You know that saying, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”? Well, it’s FRIGGING TRUE AND IT’S DRIVING ME INSANE! Ahem…In other news…
Writer’s block sucks. My friend Yang would know what I’m talking about especially. How are things going with that...
I know its been a while - Tiff
So I have slacked on the every day post … I don’t think you guys really missed it tho. So that feeling that you have dug yourself in a deep hole that you can’t get out of. That is a horrible feeling… I hope people have ways to get out. It is a horrible place to be.
Random Tip # 94
* When in doubt the answer is C, unless you are in Mr. Marsh’s class then you have no...
Click - Tiff
Soo has anyone really thought about a picture? like really thought about the fact that that picture is a moment in time, a piece of your life that will forever be there. I just realized how amazing that truly is today. Pictures are soo important cause they show you so much and I love when you look at a picture with all the smiles with your friends and you think wow that was an amazing day.
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