After much deliberation and careful thought, and after visiting three colleges in the Northernmost of the two Carolinas, and after talking it over with my parental units, I have decided that I don’t give a flying f*** which college I go to. Seriously, what is the difference between the four billion and a half different schools other than the SAT and GPA requirements? They all have the same “high standards” (whatever that means), they all have the same fancy looking buildings, and they all have the same courses. I don’t really care for prestige (or people who care for prestige, for that matter), and, if everything goes according to plan, I won’t need to worry about financial aid. At this point I’m probably just gonna pick the hardest one to get into that I can still get into….in Florida of course. If that fails I’ll pick based on the neighborhood around the school. Any helpful information that I’ve overlooked that I should be paying attention to would be greatly appreciated.
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Mom: So Elon didn’t really impress you?
Me: I don’t know mom, since you guys woke me up AS WE WERE LEAVING THE COLLEGE! I didn’t see anything!
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