The life of an overly nice guy is a difficult one. I can’t yell at people, and physical violence is out of the question. How am I supposed to stop stupid people from doing stupid things!?
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Evan: My tounge doesn’t have a taste.
Me: Yeah, it’s your tounge. It’s not supposed to have a taste. It’s a tounge, ya know?
Evan: It’s weird ‘cause other people’s tounges have a taste.
Me: Um…well. I’d rather…not think about the implications of that.
Tiffany: Aww! Don’t worry Ryan, you’ll get there soon!
Me: What!? I wasn’t even thinking about it that way! Thanks a lot, now I’m depressed.
Random word Salmon
